Fudhakminkin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unjust cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fudhakminkin created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudhakminkin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudhakminkin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fudhakminkin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fudhakminkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.