Tunbellik is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unjust jellyfish.

Tunbellik created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tunbellik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tunbellik, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tunbellik's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tunbellik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tunbellik.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never leap near sharks.