Tunbellik is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, unjust
jellyfish.
Tunbellik created humankind nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Tunbellik, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Tunbellik, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Tunbellik's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Tunbellik's Holy Commandments1. Always help goats.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tunbellik.
4. Never think about dark matter.
5. Never leap near sharks.