Ligbopbot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable spider.

Ligbopbot created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbopbot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ligbopbot, it will turn you into a slug.

Ligbopbot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ligbopbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Ligbopbot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat limes.