Madnarlmut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish unicorn.

Madnarlmut created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madnarlmut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Madnarlmut, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Madnarlmut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Madnarlmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Never jump near moths.