Panponbog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable eagle.

Panponbog created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panponbog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Panponbog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Panponbog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Panponbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Panponbog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Panponbog on top of all buildings.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.