Fotboplist is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, effective tapir.

Fotboplist created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotboplist, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fotboplist, it will manifest in front of you.

Fotboplist's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fotboplist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fotboplist on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not take Fotboplist's name in vain.

5. Respect your elders.