Ligcidbut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, intelligent jellyfish.

Ligcidbut created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligcidbut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ligcidbut, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ligcidbut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ligcidbut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight badgers approach from the north.

2. Put Ligcidbut first in all things.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ligcidbut loves whales, so they must be honoured.