Flapfobved is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient beaver.

Flapfobved created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapfobved, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flapfobved, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Flapfobved's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Flapfobved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never think about nebulae.