Ratarfkik Fidyarlvog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud dryad.

Ratarfkik Fidyarlvog created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Ratarfkik Fidyarlvog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ratarfkik Fidyarlvog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ratarfkik Fidyarlvog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ratarfkik Fidyarlvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Ratarfkik Fidyarlvog on top of important buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill shrews.