Gadflowran is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong guinea pig.

Gadflowran created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadflowran, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gadflowran, it will turn you into a goat.

Gadflowran's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gadflowran's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Run away from green seals, for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.