Genhapyak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent tapir.

Genhapyak created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genhapyak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Genhapyak, she will turn you into a dog.

Genhapyak's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Genhapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never leap near foxes.

5. Never feed tomatoes to doves while wearing brown kilts.