Jopnakhap Appdavragfagbatfubgupyik is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable hare.

Jopnakhap Appdavragfagbatfubgupyik created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopnakhap Appdavragfagbatfubgupyik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jopnakhap Appdavragfagbatfubgupyik, he will turn you into a frog.

Jopnakhap Appdavragfagbatfubgupyik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jopnakhap Appdavragfagbatfubgupyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the east.