Tenbudmab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful gnu.

Tenbudmab created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenbudmab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tenbudmab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tenbudmab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tenbudmab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near geese while wearing mauve boots and balancing five lead spheres on your back.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Tenbudmab first in all things.

5. Pray towards the north.