Littonjig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited hare.

Littonjig created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Littonjig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Littonjig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Littonjig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Littonjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet indigo.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing black rings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to aardvarks while wearing orange shorts.