Metkonwig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, impressive bear.

Metkonwig created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metkonwig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Metkonwig, she will think nothing of it.

Metkonwig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Metkonwig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Metkonwig.

2. You must pray to Metkonwig four times a day.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help mites in need.