Hubjen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful crab.

Hubjen created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubjen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hubjen, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hubjen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hubjen's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Put Hubjen first in all things.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink alcohol.