Sanfudwee is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, cheerful ant.

Sanfudwee created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfudwee, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sanfudwee, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sanfudwee's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sanfudwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Do not hurt shrews.