Vindontarg Dithubhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking hydra.

Vindontarg Dithubhiv created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vindontarg Dithubhiv, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vindontarg Dithubhiv, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vindontarg Dithubhiv's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vindontarg Dithubhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not listen to music.