Gamvonlib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent wasp.

Gamvonlib created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamvonlib, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gamvonlib, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gamvonlib's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gamvonlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gamvonlib.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Gamvonlib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help sharks.