Wonnanxin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud parrot.

Wonnanxin created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonnanxin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wonnanxin, he will turn you into a rock.

Wonnanxin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wonnanxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help turtles.