Waparpgep is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless clam.

Waparpgep created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waparpgep, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Waparpgep, she will turn you into a mouse.

Waparpgep's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Waparpgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three nematodes approach from the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Retreat if five ants approach from the west.

5. Never talk about monkeys.