Donlarpgun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful frog.

Donlarpgun created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Donlarpgun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Donlarpgun, she will turn you into a slug.

Donlarpgun's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Donlarpgun's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not keep eight voles in a large pit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help squirrels in need.