Jincepzim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet giraffe.

Jincepzim created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jincepzim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jincepzim, he will turn you into a slug.

Jincepzim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Jincepzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Do not listen to music.