Rag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, intelligent monkey.

Rag created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Rag loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.