Gess is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, flying wren.

Gess created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gess, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gess, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gess' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six snakes in a large pit.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not hurt mice.