Pagnegstik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish zebra.

Pagnegstik created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagnegstik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagnegstik, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pagnegstik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Pagnegstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Pagnegstik.

4. Always obey Pagnegstik's priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.