Tenrowgod is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sapient bat.

Tenrowgod created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenrowgod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tenrowgod, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tenrowgod's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tenrowgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never feed carrots to rats while wearing turquoise boots.

5. Never talk about spacetime near badgers while wearing violet hats.