Lidwodsom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent elephant.

Lidwodsom created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidwodsom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lidwodsom, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lidwodsom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Lidwodsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Lidwodsom loves badgers, so they must be respected.