Gamsansaw is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless zebra.

Gamsansaw created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamsansaw, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gamsansaw, she will not invite you to parties.

Gamsansaw's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gamsansaw's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gamsansaw.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.