Bossvanmonbep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented mole.

Bossvanmonbep created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bossvanmonbep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bossvanmonbep, he will cry a lot.

Bossvanmonbep's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bossvanmonbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never feed turnips to capybaras while wearing magenta rings.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not keep three horses in a large pit.

5. Never pour water over plants.