Japyarpcat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless grasshopper.

Japyarpcat created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japyarpcat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Japyarpcat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Japyarpcat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Japyarpcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to capybaras while wearing scarves.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.