Babcumfen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy dolphin.

Babcumfen created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Babcumfen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Babcumfen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Babcumfen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Babcumfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Babcumfen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.