Yarpvegart is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful monkey.

Yarpvegart created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpvegart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarpvegart, she will remove you from existence.

Yarpvegart's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yarpvegart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Yarpvegart in the centre of the settlement.

3. Worship no other gods but Yarpvegart.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yarpvegart on top of all buildings.

5. Never paint your chest brown.