Jipved is a god.

It takes the form of a small, able mink.

Jipved created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipved, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jipved, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jipved's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Jipved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Never talk about dark matter near tortoises while wearing violet rings and balancing nine tin spheres on your hands.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.