Nanspagbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful capybara.

Nanspagbep created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nanspagbep, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nanspagbep, it will turn you into a frog.

Nanspagbep's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nanspagbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.