Hasjabflammeg Maddodvin Donkarpit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate elephant.

Hasjabflammeg Maddodvin Donkarpit created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasjabflammeg Maddodvin Donkarpit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hasjabflammeg Maddodvin Donkarpit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hasjabflammeg Maddodvin Donkarpit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hasjabflammeg Maddodvin Donkarpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Put Hasjabflammeg Maddodvin Donkarpit first in all things.

4. Never feed pineapples to shrews while wearing shirts.

5. Never eat bark.