Fumarpbot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, emotional whale.

Fumarpbot created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumarpbot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fumarpbot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fumarpbot's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fumarpbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not take Fumarpbot's name in vain.