Zedkemlop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous dolphin.

Zedkemlop created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedkemlop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedkemlop, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zedkemlop's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zedkemlop's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Put Zedkemlop first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zedkemlop.

5. Do not shave your feet.