Badbifjig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, weak newt.

Badbifjig created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Badbifjig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Badbifjig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Badbifjig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Badbifjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always obey Badbifjig's priests.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.