Fedsaffarnlid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud chicken.

Fedsaffarnlid created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsaffarnlid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fedsaffarnlid, he will turn you into a goat.

Fedsaffarnlid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fedsaffarnlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always obey Fedsaffarnlid's priests.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fedsaffarnlid on top of all buildings.