Watgamrull is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast alligator.

Watgamrull created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watgamrull, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Watgamrull, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Watgamrull's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Watgamrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands pink.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.