Mifsawyikpop is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent narwhal.

Mifsawyikpop created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Mifsawyikpop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mifsawyikpop, he will jump up and down on your head.

Mifsawyikpop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mifsawyikpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never paint your head fawn.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Never write about comets.