Rullopnar is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise rhinoceros.

Rullopnar created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rullopnar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rullopnar, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rullopnar's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rullopnar's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rullopnar.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rullopnar on top of all buildings.

5. Retreat if nine whales approach from the east.