Vigyatcam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty rat.

Vigyatcam created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigyatcam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigyatcam, he will laugh at you.

Vigyatcam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vigyatcam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about special relativity near snails while wearing black skirts and balancing three silver spheres on your chest.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never look at nebulae.