Kintabfod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking toad.

Kintabfod created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kintabfod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kintabfod, she will turn you into a mole.

Kintabfod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kintabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing violet shorts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your neck.