Sandnurzod Cussflabruttlarg is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful
parrot.
Sandnurzod Cussflabruttlarg created vertebrates eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Sandnurzod Cussflabruttlarg, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Sandnurzod Cussflabruttlarg, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Sandnurzod Cussflabruttlarg's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Sandnurzod Cussflabruttlarg's Holy Commandments1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never talk about dark energy near squirrels while wearing violet jumpers and balancing three carbon spheres on your head.
5. Never think about thermodynamics near otters while wearing mauve hats and balancing seven gold spheres on your neck.