Nibnelljat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart seal.

Nibnelljat created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnelljat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nibnelljat, he will turn you into a tree.

Nibnelljat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nibnelljat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Do not take Nibnelljat's name in vain.

5. Nibnelljat must be the most important thing in your life.