Gidcaryartpid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident eagle.

Gidcaryartpid created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidcaryartpid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gidcaryartpid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gidcaryartpid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gidcaryartpid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gidcaryartpid on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shave your chest.