Mutartbiss Dutshavfig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful naga.

Mutartbiss Dutshavfig created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Mutartbiss Dutshavfig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mutartbiss Dutshavfig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mutartbiss Dutshavfig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mutartbiss Dutshavfig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Mutartbiss Dutshavfig on top of all buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Mutartbiss Dutshavfig.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Mutartbiss Dutshavfig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never chant in holy places.