Libpitsit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fast hedgehog.

Libpitsit created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libpitsit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Libpitsit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Libpitsit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Libpitsit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Libpitsit on top of important buildings.